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i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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