I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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