doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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