I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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