i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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