I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I came so hard my ears popped.
The ass gains better be worth it
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