It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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