just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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