have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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