lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
did i just pee glitter
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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