another moral hangover. fuck.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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