3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Also, beer. Big fan.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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