One girl and one boy is just not enough.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My ass is underappreciated
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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