so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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