Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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