actually, I'm a sock model
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We have so much sex to catch up on
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Randomize
