This girl is more easily done than said...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
