you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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