So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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