and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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