HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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