For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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