i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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