She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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