I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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