I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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