you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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