I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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