there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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