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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
the raccoons are back...
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