Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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