where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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