I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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