Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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