I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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