We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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