thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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