whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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