Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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