The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Randomize
