I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
