Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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