it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
