I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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