You work out of a Hotel?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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