If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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