normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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