maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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