Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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