pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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