did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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