Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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