wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He better not be in your backpack
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
