We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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