Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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