what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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