The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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