I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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